December 2010
ashalou:
harmonydawn:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
hahahahaaha
qorinthian-deactivated20111008- asked: I secretly fed those starving hounds my own flesh. For a month. Now they won't eat me.
WAIT SHIT. THEY'VE DEVELOPED A LIKING TO MY FLESH
WAIT SHIT. THEY'VE DEVELOPED A LIKING TO MY FLESH
qorinthian-deactivated20111008- asked: I secretly fed those starving hounds my own flesh. For a month. Now they won't eat me.
WAIT SHIT. THEY'VE DEVELOPED A LIKING TO MY FLESH
WAIT SHIT. THEY'VE DEVELOPED A LIKING TO MY FLESH
qorinthian-deactivated20111008- asked: No, you don't have to ask me anything. :D
qorinthian-deactivated20111008- asked: No, you don't have to ask me anything. :D
That awkward moment when you're reading an awkward...
nikkihebert:
3 tags
ASKMESOMETHINGMYGODIMDEADBORED
In return I’ll ask something back (:
1 tag
Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
sparklingdevil:
yousmileyoulie:
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
The feeling you get when you see your friends are...
Sorry is my best defense. I am sorry
Trying to understand you and your problems. I know its foolish because people are not meant to be understood, they are meant to live with.
My speech might not convinced you and my writing might not either but at least I know I’ve tried
She is the cure and she is the poison
She is the rainbow and she is the rain
She is the joy and the pain
She is the smile and the frown of your face.
...
“The world is my country,
all mankind are my brethren,
and to do good is my...”
– Thomas Paine (via ageofreason)
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
thecitysatwar:
khrystynaaaa:
RIGHT NOW OMG, /:
What you see on your dashboard.
yousmileyoulie:
When you see porn shit:
When you see cute couples:
When you see an amazing post:
When you see depressing posts:
When you see tumblr famous people:
When you see someone so beautiful:
When you see annoying posts that piss you off:
When tumblr says “we’ll be right back”:
When you have to leave:
When you see drama:
AND when tumblr is dead you go:
I love it how on tumblr no one cares about the...
When my friends say "I remember you liked...."
itismejasmine:
chicagoxnative:
I’m like
stop.. I said stop! :))
anditslove asked: Thank you, same to you! I'm not a big Christmas person, even though I celebrate it. Do you?
anditslove asked: Thank you, same to you! I'm not a big Christmas person, even though I celebrate it. Do you?
There are two types of greetings:
kwanpocheng:
Friends:
Best friends:
Purely for that last gif
2 tags
@kwanpocheng
Well start searching since wishing is not enough (:
aaaand do you really want a short and sweet loving lady?
It’s quite difficult to hug :P
the amazing moment when you and your best friend...
chickenshit asked: MERRY CHRISTMΔS BRO.